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burger king that shit 

When you're in a fight, and your coach wants you to take it to the center of the ring.

Coined by Forrest Griffin on The Ultimate Fighter 7, where the ring had a huge Burger King decal on the center. Forrest blurted out "Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!" while one of his students was fighting.
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king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

shit king 

a man who likes to fuck other men in the ass and take it ine the ass
brent is a shit king he gives it to men in the ass and takes it to
shit king by adam3213 June 29, 2006

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off
"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

king turd of shit island 

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.
king turd of shit island by Jim December 5, 2003

King Turd Of Shit Mountain 

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!
did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

king of dog shite 

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match
"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"