Kiefer

kiefer is a thing where people get hard every-morning when they wake up.

Aww sh*t i got kiefered again!

by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017

Kiefer

A Lethal Weapon

Wow don't mess with Kiefer over there he's a lethal weapon

by Soforkwlsoofkg August 30, 2021

Kiefer

An all kief gb (gravity bong) or greeb

“Can you pack me a kiefer so we can save flower?”

by Smokeytits January 6, 2022

Kiefer

The man behind the bump. Impregnator of over 4,000 mother's across the globe. Also known as, "White Diddy", "The Human Tampon" and "The Baby Bank". This man, no, this force of nature, puts the fetal in fetal position.

Don't let the dog out tonight, I heard that Kiefer's on the prowl.

by Sadie Flier December 2, 2024

Kiefer Sutherland

Fictious character played by Jack Bauer when he is not on FOX TV show 24.

Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.

by fisher20112 June 17, 2008

Kiefer Sutherland

Full name: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

Born: December 21, 1966 London, England

Occupation: Television and film actor

Current role: Portrays Agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV show 24

Latest Movie: The Sentinel

Favorite word: Gravitas

Kiefer Sutherland and 24 are awesome!

by Agent Homicide August 7, 2006

Kiefer Sutherland

A hot-ass actor who has a hot ass. Ironic, but very true.

"Shut up, stupid!"

by LoLo March 26, 2004