Kicked over trifle 

A minge that is in no way pleasing to the eye!

Hey Dave, did you get in that girls pants the other night?
Yeah, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but her snatch looked like a kicked over trifle!

Kicked over trifle by Butler069 September 23, 2016

kicked in the stick 

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

kicked in the stick by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Kicked The Bucket

To die, sometimes to commit suicide.
Implies the kicking out of a bucket from beneath yourself with a noose round your neck, to hang yourself. nice.
Can also be used just for general death, or a social/career suicide (faux pas)

"grandma kicked the bucket last tuesday"

"he really kicked the bucket with THAT one"

Kicked The Bucket by feck_arse December 28, 2005

Kicked in the nuts 

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

Kicked in the nuts by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.

Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.

kicked your puppy by TheDarkHarlequin June 15, 2007

kicked in the balls

Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.

"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."

kicked in the balls by Steve Gayton September 15, 2006

kicked to the curb 

To send the boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband away. To break up.

Caught my man with another woman so he found himself kicked to the curb

kicked to the curb by Rock Skipper May 25, 2006