kobe tang

The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...

Often ends in failure

Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?

Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.

Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang

Kobe Tang: No.

by Twinkies Are Delicious August 25, 2011

Koberg

A term used for a bike thief.

Micheal: "Koberg stole my bike"
Chase: "Holy shit man I'm so sorry for your loss"

by The Wooglet May 14, 2015

Kobe0802

A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things he’s a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.

Random dude:I’m going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. I’m going to be exactly like Kobe0802

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019

like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!

a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"

by knuckler77 January 28, 2010

Kobe

A Kobe is a great friend to be around, and is usually very chill. At first they can be shy, but once you get on their good side they can be one of the funniest, most social, and coolest guys you have met. He will have your back through whatever, as long as you have theirs, so don't lose a kobe as they can be one of your best friends, as they mostly look at the bright side, and will put a smile on your face. Kobe's have huge dicks as a male, and are good in bed. They are very charming and good looking, and cute. Especially with their jaw lines and toned body and abs. Although they are handsome, they will only go for the person they care about the most, and think is the best for them and will stay loyal. They know how to put their words the right way to compliment you and make you feel better to give advice no matter who needs it.

Probably kobe

by Ispeakrealfacts July 27, 2019

Kobey

Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.

Kobey is a beautiful human

by JimmySusan May 18, 2018

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 23, 2005