Kiddy Kong

A member of the Kong Family introduced in Donkey Kong Country III, known for being hated by members of the Youtube channel GameXplain, particularly Jon Cartwright

Jon: I think Kiddy Kong is the worst thing Nintendo has ever done
Ash: Not going to disagree with you there.
Andre: More like Kiddy Wrong, am I right?

by KiddyKongFacts May 2, 2020

whimpy kiddy baby whiner

N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy

Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!

by Samsquanch 101 April 26, 2017

kiddycock

One whose cock is small as a child

I compare my kiddycock to other small cocks.

by Smallcocks January 30, 2005

kiddy fiddler

Child Rapist

by Benton March 23, 2003

kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child

"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"

by Geordie May 13, 2003

kiddy crack

Also kiddie crack.

Another name for Fun Dip, a powdered candy that is basically flavored sugar. Such named because of the high feeling one might get after consuming so much sugar.

I had seven packs of sour Kiddy Crack and couldn't see straight.

by Darth Bob March 27, 2005

Kiddy fiddler

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's

"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"

by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020