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golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.
Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!
by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010
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Kangaroo Cry

When a baby kangaroo leaves it's Mother's pouch, it lets out a cry when it gets separated and cannot find her. The mother kangaroo is able to distinguish her baby's cry and searches for it.

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October said, "Kangaroo Cry" was written for the troops having to leave their families behind. Something he witnessed in airports while touring and was moved to write this beautiful song. In the song, "she" would be a solider's daughter being left behind. As the child loses sight of her parent, she lets out a "kangaroo cry" in hopes of being found.
Dan heard a song about a Kangaroo Cry. Unable to grasp the depth of the lyrics, he decided they had to mean nothing and ignorantly proceeded to voice his conclusion, causing people around the world to shake their heads in pity for his gross lack of comprehension.
by bluedecember29 October 23, 2013
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bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009
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khandan destroyer

The World's biggest Lowkey Penis. It is the destroyer of families and families to come, it has been used only once to a woman of Unknown identity; to this day that woman is all that is left of her family lineage. The Owner of the Khandan Destroyer is classified, however the person is known to live in the UK, Manchester. Many people have claimed to be the owner of the Khandan Destroyer, all lies. The real owner remains unknown. So if someone says they are the Khandan Destroyer and they prove to be true...give that man a medal.
I gave her the Khandan Destroyer !
by Barney Stinson Jr. May 4, 2015
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Khansa

Khansa is a genius, who often humble brag and is good at just everything; sports, academics and basically everything. They are dramatic, creative, self-confident, dominant and extremely difficult to resist, able to achieve anything they want to in any area of life they commit to. Able to use their mind to solve even the most difficult problems, they will easily take initiative in resolving various complicated situations. You do NOT want to piss him off.
Guy 1: Dude do you know Khansa?
Guy 2: Yeah man. He's soo cool.
by Cha¡nsm0ker August 1, 2019
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Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.
by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010
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Khangasm

When you reach climax after listening to Imran Khan on TV

In rare cases women can experience these heights just by laying their eyes on handsome PM.
Any kind of sexual gratification courtesy of Imran Khan.
PM Imran Khan is so handsome he gives me khangasms multiple times a day
by SidneyClarkson June 14, 2019
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