khakis

How people from Boston pronounce 'car keys'

Boston person: Hey give me the car keys

normal person: *hands them a pair of khakis*

Boston person: WTF IS THIS I SAID KHAKIS

normal person: OOOOOH CAR KEYS

by Jack jackofferson February 17, 2013

khaki boner

When your khaki pants fold up near your junk area making it appear that you have a boner when in reality you don't

Everyone laughed at me because they saw that I had the dreaded khaki boner.

by TDKB March 2, 2011

Khaki whacki

When the man unzips his khakis and whacks a girl in the face with his penis

Holy shit! Steve just gave Tammy a Khaki Whacki!

by ChiChiMuncher September 20, 2016

khakchang

massive penis, amazing with the ladies, mad talented, suicidal, depressed af, nihilistic, would definitely end up killing themselves at some point in life.

Khakchang is big penis

by kxnig October 20, 2020

Khakis

A dull earthly garment covering male extremities.

Uhh... Khakis.

by milse April 3, 2016

Khaki Sagger

A negative term for white people, or someone acting unreasonably white.

The cracker barrel was full of khaki saggers buying all the ceramic roosters.

by Oneshyshawty March 25, 2022

Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream

Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"

by RagDale February 27, 2011