Ketu

Ketu, is a strange creature that acts slow, eats slow, moves slow and thinks slow. A Ketu likes to hide in bushes and make strange monkey noises because it's afraid of the female gender.

Oh look its a ketu

by ke2u2 September 3, 2016

Ketut

Stepping in doggy doo doo

OH geez, I have done a 'ketut', must have been whilst walking in the park!

by Mooloulouba April 29, 2009

keuper

an extremely attractive younger lover

girl one- "jamie looks happpy"
girl two- "yeah, thats cause shes got a keuper now"
girl one- "oh my god i so want one!"

by nameless123 June 25, 2008

Ketubah

A marriage contract for Jews sighned before the wedding for the bride, it is to prevent divorce it is a contract saying what the groom gives the bride when they divorce. Needs two witnesses.

Bride: I am getting married!!
Friend: I know, i was a witness for your Ketubah sighning.

by jewluvr234 March 11, 2011

Ketul

Not too bright, likes the longhoes and eats like a damn bird.

"you don't wanna talk to that guy, he's a Ketul."

by LSUtiger October 25, 2008

Ketul

Famous rockstar on sound cloud, known for having more than one girl at a time. Goes by the saying, "If her age is on the clock, then she ready for that cock. Cookin up some spicy memes like he cookin that curry.

Your dick is as big as Ketul

by Asian_Daddy_69 October 26, 2017

Keturah

A girl that is very lazy and clueless with no motivation to do any form of work whatsoever

Don’t be a Keturah if you want to succeed in life.

by Banana Steve October 26, 2020