kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

keaster

ass, or old hairy man.

he got shot right in the keaster

by mitchell keast May 30, 2005

keastered

To hide something up the ass

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.

by jonnysocko March 7, 2011

Kester

Kester is a sweet heart who has a big heart,he makes me smile and laugh and listerns to me on facetime ,hes a handsome boy with braids Xx

Heey kester,your dank b 😁

by Hbbjdodb1279 July 26, 2018

keastering

Getting piped in the butt by multiple men

She enjoyed the keastering that occurred last night.

by lil homie mass March 17, 2017

Keaten

Has the biggest dick in the entire world. Never cheat great guy

Damn keaten you have a big dick

by Young_Nut January 22, 2020

Kester

a term used for a person who is extremely short, normally below the height of 150cm and loves to game.

John is such a Kester he always says he plays games frequently but can't reach the table.

by Hshxbxbz October 30, 2020