Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

by pho cack March 11, 2020

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

kerouac

To wander aimlessly for the giddy thrill. For background information read Jack Kerouac's "On The Road." Often done while singing "Four Dead in Ohio" by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young or "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

I bored, so I went on a kerouac.

We went keouacing last night.

by Harold Hupmobile January 7, 2006

kero

Suffix added to the end of sentences uttered by a frog/human-frog in Japanese culture. (mostly anime)

Also see nya.

"Nope. Just us frogs-kero."
"Ribbit-kero."

by NyanyanyanyAAAAA!!! STOP! NOOO! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! July 30, 2004

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

Kero Kero Bonito

Underrated pop group (and possibly greatest pop group of the 2010s). They're also famous for the "Flamingo" song, and their lead singer is bilingual in Japanese and English.

Kero Kero Bonito hell yeah, I'll be singing Flamingo until I die! "Now how many shrimps will I eat, before my skin turns pink"?

by K-Dogg1 August 4, 2020

Kerolos

you are the leader of your own world; you exhibit impeccable bravery, superiority and sovereignty. You are expected to achieve extraordinary feats. You have the strength of character to take command of any situation and your presence commands respect and attention. And just like a king, you have a big heart, you are generous and sensitive to others’ feelings.

Brave, leader, big heart, nice, loving, kerolos

by cyril wat a great name February 7, 2010