Kermit

That is the hottest man alive

“I’m go it Kermit out now”

by Yummy Supreme July 29, 2019

Kermit

A fucking green frog who loves drugs he is known to liking weed and coke,He has a human body too if you see him you would think you're on drugs,some people call Pepe Kermit's brother

-Timmy watches muppets and sees Kermit doing drugs-Timmy:I love this fucking show

by JustAFatPerson February 07, 2020

Kermit

A very needy doggo that needs his food. He loves Irish Spring soap and does weird rituals while around it. He is usually found crying in a corner. His wife is Peach and his older brother is Marbles. Cermet's birthday is June 20th. He is owned by his great mother, Jenna, and his step father, Julien. He is also known as Cermet to true fans.

Random Person on the street: Is that a Kermit?
Me: Yes, please send him soap :>

by i dont use this account June 16, 2018

kermit

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005

Kermit

A proud Somali butt-pirate who feeds the anuses of the underprivileged children of the world.

Wow Suleymaan is a Kermit.

by rufus9996 November 27, 2021

The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

by Kermitfrogging June 09, 2011

Kermit

A holy being from another world that has the power to make him/her to commit suicide by whispering in there ear these words "Go Kermit Suicide." He has become the one he has become the many Kermit is the one who is one and the one who is all Kermit is you and me Kermit is the past, present and future.

- "we should go Kermit suicide"

- "Kermit is with you"

- "Hail Kermit"

by Kermit The Frogツ June 05, 2018