kennel time

Time spent dwelling upon an unfortunate event or memory actually causing you to relive the pain from such event/memory.
John (recalls past): It's already been six months, and my ass still hurts from the Deed.
Andrew: At least you don't suffer from kennel time...
John (in pain): NO! FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK! NO! No! Nonooonono...
by MikeySaysCowabunga October 21, 2014
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kennel talk

Anything that could anger the future dictators of the world such as the nigalopaLords or that they deem worthy of sending you to the Kennels for saying
Random trash: I I think we should have a revolution against the nigalopalords. nigalopalords: I think that sounds like kennel talk take him away
by Nigalopalord January 07, 2020
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cat in the kennel

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs
The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel
by definingdemon69 October 19, 2023
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Kennel Bitch

Synonyms with Kennel Technician. Lot's of poop scooping and cleaning of animal messes. Touching soiled laundry and risking losing fingers, while sticking your entire hand in dogs mouth with the intention to medicate. Constantly being scratched by overly excited dogs or pissed off pussies (aka Cats). Being treated like a butler by the doctors and technicians, "Do this", "Did you do it yet?", "Give Fluffy a bath now", "Are you sure you know how to feed a cat?" "Did you know how to scoop poop?" At the end of the day, you're likely to be covered in piss and shit or blood. Probably a combination of all three and be so tired you have to crawl out to your car. Yet...it's all worth it.
VET TECH : "HEY KENNEL BITCH...COME WASH THIS DOG'S BLANKET COVERED IN SHIT"

KENNEL BITCH : YES...MASTER.
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Jitterbug Kennels

Breeder of the best American Pit Bull Terriers (Bacon Shaka) that specialize in catching wild boar hogs.
Jitterbug kennels has the best American Pit Bull Terriers in the Nation.
by Bacon Shaka November 04, 2022
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get a kennel

A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display
You and that dog have been slobbering on each other for 10 minutes. Get a kennel!
by Linguistic January 28, 2012
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ROAD KENNEL

slang for a k9 police car.

cop action in which a police dog is used.

originates from the kennels used for house pets.
"you bill! Road kennel comin' up on your right!"

"ditch the drugs, man! the police always be rollin' in the road kennels in the crib."
by benbot877 January 24, 2008
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