A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
by Fried glue February 27, 2017
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*walks by a blue and red toyota*
sara: look that’s ken and smoove !
mia: I CANT BREATHE
*sees ketchup and mustard*
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sara: look that’s ken and smoove !
mia: I CANT BREATHE
*sees ketchup and mustard*
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1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.
2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.
2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.
My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.
by Downstrike November 8, 2004
Get the The Ken Jennings Show mug.The manner with which one weakens a prop so it is more easily destroyed in a subsequent theatrical performance or stunt. May be characterized by insufficient weakening of said prop.
They weakened the seams of the jacket Ken Keene style so that visciously hard "2T" arm rips would obliterate it easily.
by Mike Schank July 16, 2006
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by ZCMC April 8, 2010
Get the Ken and Barbie style mug.by Jay Vaughn January 19, 2009
Get the Mumyo Jinpu Ryuu Satsujin Ken mug.Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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