jack kelso

Cute amazing guy loves sports every sport he plays he is flawless at he is partially a nerd but is a great guy to hang out with gives you a great laugh every second you are around him.

"Jack Kelso is so amazing and so sexy"

by Gerald Shmitt February 14, 2018

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wild bill kelso

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

by General Grievance July 23, 2007

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Kelso high school

Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”

Me: “a shit hole”

by Grannysmokes January 24, 2020

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Hit kelso day

Everyone hits kelso one time with an egg or with something bigger

I hate kelso so I poor cement on his house hit kelso day

by Jdv November 15, 2021

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Wild Bill Kelso

A stupid noob in a dress retard bounty hunter that lived in the forest and killed me and my friends and stole our money to buy ammo for his gun in graal.

Every time he kills you he shoots you in the groin, so when you are resurrected in the hospital, it looks like you pissed your pants.

He uses a trainer to walk over walls, and because of this he is sent to the jailhouse allmost every hour.

He is a fucking lame noob that sucks dick.

Wild bill fucking pked me ten times in a row infront of the hospital.

by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004

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