bob kelso

The guy-you-love-to-h8, the evil chief of medecine from Scrubs, the hit t.v show.

Bob Kelso: Nurse Espinoza have your boobs gotten bigger?
Carla: Dr.Kelso that is highly innaproppiate!
Turk: Sounds like a compliment to me.
(Dr.Cox and Dr.Kelso walk off)
Dr.Cox: I defintely think we got the idea of pregnancy in her head.
Dr.Kelso: Is that what we were doing? I was just making small talk.

by G400 May 23, 2008

wild bill kelso

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

by General Grievance July 23, 2007

the Kelso Beatdown

the act of Michael Kelso getting some ass on That 70's Show with any chick.

Kelso gave Formans sister the Kelso Beatdown in his van in the parking lot today.

by Marc and Jeffro April 1, 2008

Justin Kelso

A soy boy. A bearded woosie brown noser.

'That Justin kelso' s a woosie. A self righteous SJW & a brown noser'

by Non Soyboy March 18, 2019

dirty kelso

When a man to cums inside a woman so she can wipe her goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend she is a slug.

I was fucking this girl the other night without a condom, accidentally shot my load inside her and she went full dirty kelso.

by Mexcunt86 May 31, 2020

jack kelso

Cute amazing guy loves sports every sport he plays he is flawless at he is partially a nerd but is a great guy to hang out with gives you a great laugh every second you are around him.

"Jack Kelso is so amazing and so sexy"

by Gerald Shmitt February 14, 2018

Hit kelso day

Everyone hits kelso one time with an egg or with something bigger

I hate kelso so I poor cement on his house hit kelso day

by Jdv November 15, 2021