kellogg

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 22, 2011

Kelowna

Basically the Detroit of B.C filled with meth heads and crack heads and lots more. If you want to get piss drunk and go missing Kelowna is the place to be. For sights to see we have the Asian invasion in the summer ( BUSES AND BUSES OF ASIANS COMING AND PHOTOGRAPHING LIKE ITS DISNEY LAND WITH THE KIDS ) and the mall which if normally filled with people and the heat is like an Easy bake oven.

Steve: Hey bud you heading down K-Town way

Kolby : Nah man I'm going to Rutland to get some juice for the E-cig bud.

Steve: Holy bud I love the prius whats the mileage on that baby
Kelowna

by K-TOWN February 23, 2017

kellogg

An ultra elite MBA program that sent out congratulatory admit email to their F'09 applicants and then dinged their status online. (gave them false hope, then took them, threw it to the ground, and shattered it into million little pieces...)

Then rather than accepting those poor applicants, Kellogg called all the dinged applicants next day to remind them that they were indeed dinged from the very beginning.

Welcome to Kellogg School of Management.

a.k.a. you are dinged!

by whalewars December 20, 2008

Kellogg Brown & Root

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.

Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!

by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006

kelbows

overweight elbows, or elbows with rolls

you could hide candy in those kelbows

by ohcrapnospacebar November 3, 2010

Kellogg

One of the main bad people in Fallout
Also a good cereal brand

"Dude Kellogg is so good!"
"Which one?"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.

I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm

by Calman September 18, 2008