Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

neck kelly

When a girl places a penis at her neck to masturbate it . Often results in hair full of cum

eg. "Ohhh did they go all the way last night?"
"No she just gave him a neck kelly"

by Galwaygal2k13 December 29, 2013

Little Kelly

A youtube channel that lukes seem to like

Person 1: Eyy where luke at
Person 2: Ah hes off watching some fuckin little kelly

by joe s. krakowski January 21, 2020

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

Kelly Special

The act of manually stimulating a women's vagina using only your middle finger and ring finger simultaneously.

Did you give her the Kelly Special last night?

Yes.

by Brodmeister General September 4, 2013

Cathy Kelley

One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.

Cathy Kelley is one of the best interviewers to ever exist.

by DaleExe May 22, 2021