Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.

Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.

by Lazylounger March 7, 2009

Keizer

Someone who seems super intimidating at first, but once you've gotten to know them better, they're really extraordinary. He's very gentle and kind and is open to listening to you whenever you need someone. He's the shoulder to cry on and will give you hugs whenever. This name can also be associated with someone who is a fuckboy. Never mistake the two or you'll be heartbroken.

"Ugh, That's Keizer over there. He seems like such a badass"

by LaLaLand:) March 20, 2019

keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

super keener

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.

EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"

by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.

fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

by the other keener April 4, 2019