ueda keisuke

a god

mollie: omg ueda keisuke is so hot!
jay: ikr i wanna marry him!
camila: me too
kai: same
ara: i second this
miko: he's so perfect
ayra: god's only child
hunter: he!
persephone: i think we can all agree that ueda keisuke
everyone: yes

by bisexualdazai August 27, 2021

keysurf

Piece of stinking excrement

I think I just stepped in some keysurf.

by InaInaIna May 5, 2006

keysurfed

(adj) To be constantly disconnected from the internet every x seconds.

"Holy smokes Batman, where's Robin?"
"She got keysurfed"

by Anonymous-Keysurfer February 19, 2006

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

a7a f kees

when the a7a is too much to contain so you place it in a kees (plastic bag)

Shaheen: ayo niga did u study for Arabic.
Mazen: 555555555 what arabic.
Shaheen: ya sharmoot we have arabic exam today.
Mazen:a7a f kees.

by sheikh spear May 23, 2022

Keesler

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.

Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!

by mrm5593 September 25, 2006

Kensur

Kensur
Similar looking or pronouncing
To word CANCER

People who ask for best for everything
Are kensur people

by Suj_ November 12, 2018