Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011

Keslering

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.

"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."

by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013

keastering

Getting piped in the butt by multiple men

She enjoyed the keastering that occurred last night.

by lil homie mass March 17, 2017

Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.

DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?

by Princess Weirdo February 16, 2022

Kettering buccleuch academy

Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .

Students on the other hands are chavs (yr 10 ) geeks ( y7 )nerds ( 8p2 2021-2022 ) and the wannabe roadmen ( every year )
And the rivaly between KBA and KSA

Kettering buccleuch academy is for chavs
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam

by Samwordjack June 24, 2022

Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

by ima realist July 9, 2009

Keefering

Anal Sex. The act of giving anal pleasure to another, predominantly male-male.

"I just got a good keefering"

by guska January 7, 2009