Keeper of the Cheese

A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"

I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!

by ENO67 March 10, 2009

keeper of the seven keys

two albums from power metal band helloween

probably the best power metal albums ever

Your the keeper of the seven keys...who locked up the seven seas

by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005

Kingdom Keepers

An awesome book series by Ridley Pearson. It is about a group of kids from five different schools (which actually exist) that get sent to Disney World (in Orlando) to be subjects for a DHI, Daylight Hologram Imaging / Disney Host Interactive project. This allows tourists to ask questions to projected hologram guides all over the parks. However, something went wrong when they compiled their data. When they fall asleep at night, they wake up as their hologram selves in the park. This may sound fun, but it turns out the Disney villains are real! It would be cool if one of them "went" to Dr. Phillips High School, the one adjacent to Universal Studios. But no, it's a DISNEY book... not a UNIVERSAL one.

Hey man! I wonder if they really are going to put DHIs in Disney just like they did in the Kingdom Keepers!.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

Keeblerish

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

by jpkaty October 5, 2009

KEMBERLY

The name Kimberly is an English Baby Names baby name. In English Baby Names the meaning of the name Kimberly is: From the wood of the royal forest. From the royal fortress meadow. A surname and place name that can be used for both genders, although it is more commonly used as a girl's name.

Kemberly is cute , caring ,weird and unique

by Weird Kim May 20, 2019

Kember

The greatest person alive. A Kember is a person who will steal your man and your man's man.

The girl just stole my man. She must be a Kember.

by Ravioli-filled-with-kids January 12, 2019

Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.

Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.

by Lazylounger March 7, 2009