Full Kavanaugh Treatment

trying to destroy someones life using allegations, with no factual evidence.

Aw man they are giving that guy the Full Kavanaugh treatment and he wasn't even at that party.

by TheyBorkedhim September 19, 2020

Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Kavyanshi

Nice girl any guy could get

She is kavyanshi

by Best girl anyone can get June 2, 2019

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

kavanUGH

A massive hangover, specifically the kind that results from getting shitfaced, committing one or more sex crimes, and then lying about it. See also kavanaugh.

Dude, what the hell happened last night? You look kavanUGH!

by Write Like a Unicorn September 29, 2018

ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

by 🐺 December 7, 2021