kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

kavanUGH

A massive hangover, specifically the kind that results from getting shitfaced, committing one or more sex crimes, and then lying about it. See also kavanaugh.

Dude, what the hell happened last night? You look kavanUGH!

by Write Like a Unicorn September 29, 2018

ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

by 🐺 December 7, 2021

kavanaugh

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.

Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.

by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018

kavan

mcdonald’s best customer

kavan loves mcspicy

by that preddy mf November 24, 2021

Kavarni

kavarni is the best person you will ever meet , he is kind , funny , and handsome . You should feel so grateful to have met a kavarni , there’s not many , so you are very lucky if you find one ..
bye xx

kavarni is amazing ❤️

by Your fav person ❤️ December 13, 2021

kavanaugh

cold beer, consumed rapidly

Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!

by Political Operative October 6, 2018