Katana

Katana

A long solid shit the size of a small sword

So big it needs its own word

You should see that Katana I left in the WC

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

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Kaconer

Retard beyond belief

This dude can’t spell, what a Kaconer

by E g g May 7, 2019

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A slightly-curved, single-edged sword carried by the samurai in fuedal Japan. Contrary to popular belief, the katana was not the primary weapon used by samurai, and was mostly used only for dueling or ceremonial purposes. Over the last few decades, movies and anime have exaggerated the sharpness and durability of the weapon to a point where many people now believe katanas to be some kind of indestructable super-sword.

"Following World War II, many American GIs brought home katanas looted from Japanese officers."

by Deej July 16, 2004

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Kerry Katona

Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland.

Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."

by Five-Oh May 28, 2007

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kaiona

Kaionas are strong, independent, beautiful females. They are known for having beauty and brains. They focus more on their work rather than drama that surrounds them. Although they stay away from bad situations somehow someway when they do make it into one they are always ready to fight when needed. They stand up for themselves and others all the time. Kaionas also get mad very easily and their usually most common punishment is the silent treatment.

Person #1- "Kaiona is mad at me."

Person #2- "why?"

Person #1- "Just because I accidentally spilled red juice on her white shirt. She's giving me the silent treatment."

Person #2- "Oh that sucks."

by Spiritfeather March 8, 2015

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Redneck Katana

A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.

Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

by mortal sky September 8, 2010

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