the Kardashians

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

by SilawenGreenleaf June 29, 2011

Kardashian

A fake, bitchy, self-centered, person who thinks of no one but themselves who is willing to do anything (sex tape) to become famous.

Ugh, I hate that girl she could be a kardashian!

by For_sure December 15, 2013

Cody Kardashian

Is a self-made internet celebrity who gained internet fame by adding anyone and everyone that he could through myspace and his hundreds of other social networking sites. He is compared to the likes of other scene kings such as John Hock, Corey Pattakos, and Jeffree Star. He is well known for his trendy styles and happens to constantly know months before when something new will come into style. Although he is widely liked by preteens and most of the younger generation, he is extremely stuck up and sometimes a little racist. He is not related to Kim Kardashian, and his real last name is Young. As posted on Sticky Drama in January his personal info leaked and it is said the he is from the inbreeded state of (somewhere) West Virginia. He is known as an internet socialite. He is friends with John Hock, Melissa Marie, Scotty Vanity, Jennard Skynnard, Kurt Tracy, Amor Hilton, Kaiden Blake, Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kayla Catastrophe, and many other well-known scenesters.

Edenforever5: Did you get to meet Cody Kardashian at Warped Tour last year??

Mybleedingbroken$ceneheart: yeah he wouldnt give me an autograph because he said that im too ugly

SexualErection: What a douche. he's the king of the douches of douchebaggery!

Edenforever5: Yeah what a lowlife faggot!

by sceneysceneable September 19, 2009

Kardashian Level Bitch

When someone is being so bitchy and stuck up that they remind you of a Kardashian.

Girl: Wow did you hear Kim's rant today?
Other girl: yeah, she was definitely on Kardashian Level Bitch

by jj_sillygoose April 26, 2014

Kardashian

A Kardashian is something, that makes you dumber, just by being exposed to it.

Fred Phelps was a real Kardashian.

by Oimfiel October 9, 2014

the kardashian effect

When someone becomes despite (or because of) a lack of skill, talent or ability. Usually the result of a sex tape or an Instagram account filled with selfies. Named for Kim Kardashian, who was by no means the first person to achieve fame this way, but certainly one of the most infamous.

Starla was hoping to undergo the Kardashian Effect by posting 400 selfies per day.

by JoeDredd November 20, 2015

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018