Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.

That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

by CountFistula August 27, 2005

Kania

defo wifey material, will give you lots of cuddles and affectionate. The person who is marrying her is very lucky, take care of her

person 1 : woahh you're so lucky to have Kania!
person 2 : ahh yes, i love her very much.

by kermitisnotafrog69 May 26, 2021

Kaniya

Kaniya is a fine,sexy,smart,intelligent girl who loves to eat.she keeps it real all the time. She has a attractive body and loves real serious relationships. She has a lot of friends.she does not like drama and she sleeps all the time.shes funny,and also an emotional person.she loves to tell jokes!

Person 1.Who is that?
Person 2.kaniya why?
Person 1.damn she fine!!

by Queen niya and her sister July 7, 2019

upright reverse kanga

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.

Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!

by the rompster June 11, 2011

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Kangaboo

You know koreaboos, weaboos, etc? This is the same idea, except for Australia. (Doing stereotypical things for that culture in an attempt to become a part of that culture, in this case Australian (which is funny, because in some ways Australia is just a blend of different cultures)) Side note: I thought this up, thought it was funny, and so added it to the Urban DIctionary.

You dream of riding a kangaroo to school? You must be a Kangaboo!

by AnArticulateAustralian January 24, 2018

kanima

A human/lizard like creature. It is like the werewolf but instead of seeking out a pack it seeks a master. It is said it only kills murders until it trust its master. Once the master gains its trust he can make it kill anyone and anything. It has a paralytic toxin on its claws that can paralize your whole body in just a couple of seconds.

Jackson is a kanima because of his parents death.

by Swankiegirl2002 May 6, 2017