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kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
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Kansas weather

Weather that changes quickly and dramatically from a time span of 2 days to 5 minutes. Typically happens in winter, but can happen in multiple seasons.
Jenni: I had to get sunscreen AND a winter coat in the same day!
Mick: Yeah, what's up with this Kansas weather?!?
by Heather L July 22, 2008
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kanisha adara maggie reed

The most amazing person in this whole wide world, she's more beautiful than all the stars in the sky, sweeter than pure honey, when she talks to you it's like there isnt a single problem in the world and your heart is warm, her voice is like the sounds of heaven, and no matter what you'd love her more than anything
i fell in love with kanisha adara maggie reed, the best person in the wolrd.
by RiceMan58 May 14, 2021
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kaniac

The Kaniacs are like a cult - once you get into his music Kane's got you!
by Ali07 April 27, 2010
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Nowhere Kansas

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.
"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.
by ScottX November 25, 2006
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kaniah

Beautiful and brilliant. She is the perfect friend and lover. She is charming and has a bomb ass body. This is not someone you want to treat any kind of way.
I need to get me a Kaniah.
by niahl8ter June 18, 2018
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Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
by loafnaround September 7, 2020
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