Kalamazoo Wasted

The level of alcohol intoxication that you can only reach when you are in the college town of Kalamazoo Michigan.

Bro I was straight up the definition of kalamazoo wasted after you gave me 5 of those LBJ's.

by jvan45 February 17, 2013

kalama

kalama is a name given to a baby boy

meaning flexible,friendly and handsome

kalama is bright

by DOCTOR REVENGE July 10, 2019

kalayarasan

BIG SEXY MAN. Very good with ladies and men. ;)

Kalayarasan over there got me catching some feelings bro.

by Sir Jingus the Third February 22, 2022

kalamanci

A Filipino type of citrus fruit; Can also be described as a mix of Lemons and Oranges.

"Katrina! Please pass the Kalamanci Juice!!"

by Rikku Naru July 9, 2006

Kalamazoo Gumdrop

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.

Sarah pulled the old Kalamazoo Gumdrop on Chase. He was not happy.

by Chicagodan November 14, 2011

Kalayah

Ka'Layah is a freak dont let her silliness fool you she got the fattest ass and her pussy is sooooo wet (and she gives good head). If she gives you a chance you betta hit. Sex with her is the bomb. She a real thugga who will ride for her niggas. But overall she is really humble

Example:
Boy 1: Bruh im just trynna get with kalayah
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: cause she my type and she a freak in bed
Boy 2: you better get that

by @jahamajuice June 18, 2018

kalama

very gay person

i hate kalama

by k9a6w7e1n7a October 14, 2015