Home to Australia’s Largest number of drug users and vt commodores it is a safe haven for the unemployed and mentally disabled it is not uncommon to find local kallangairians collecting discarded cigarettes off the ground for reuse. Average life expectancy for these vile beings depends on the severity of their drug abuse. “I love k town I’ll live here for life I’ll swim in the duck ponds whenever I like you can take my crack pipe you can take my ice but you’ll never catch me stealing your hose for my bongs at night”
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*kailan, in the distance, saying hi to person 1*
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*kailan, in the distance, saying hi to person 1*
person 1: see? he's nice.
person 2: oh yeah, he does. we should all hang out together soon.
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