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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
by SPART323 May 6, 2024
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Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
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Kabukimono

From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3
Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.
by Akai~ April 14, 2023
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kabuiky

n. the sound that a load of man juice makes when it comes out of their meat stick. when the noise is sounded out you get KA BUI KI. also refers to the load itself.

v. to ejactulate, usually by masturbation.
n. "lol she did not expect a load of kabuiky that big in the back of her kneecap last night."

v. "o man last night my roommate was gone so i was able to kabuiky three times in one day."
by muchalo g January 3, 2008
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Kabutishly

In the manner of Kabuto.
Guy 1: I face-kick kabutishly
Guy 2: I haven't heard that word.
Guy 1: It means in the manner of Kabuto. It's an adverb.
by VonHugen October 30, 2013
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kabuk

A really funny black individual known for his famous original quote "Boyz Night". He LOVES water.
Girl: Who wrote the song "Party Rock Anthem?"
Kabuk: LMFAO
Girl: What's so funny?
Kabuk: Subscribe to ifunny.cokabuk
by kabukfan May 9, 2018
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kabki

Kabki comes from the Persian word kabk (or kaw in kurdish) which describes a species of birds known in English as Chukar - Partridge. These birds are found predominantly around the mountainous regions of Kurdistan.

Kabki is most often used as a surname. Those associated with the name are descendants from a well admired and talented hunter in the region of Musalan, a Kurdish village in northwestern Iran. He was praised for his distinct eye sight and his ability to hunt animals from afar using a riffle without a scope.
Mr Kabki is from Musalan.
by mightylemon May 17, 2016
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