k-fed 

Just all around cool, collected, hot, smart, also known as Kevin Federline. He had an affair with Britney Spears and is as awesome as shit, but some people hate him for always wanting to be in the spotlight.

"Woah! He's the next K-Fed!"

k-fed by Alex Xavier Pakanati Jr. August 4, 2008

K.Fed 

Some white guy who thinks he can rap just because he's married to Britney Spears. Also refuses to pick up any dog crap in his house if his wife sees it first.

K.Fed accidentally stepped on a steaming pile of poo while practicing his limp so that dey be thinkin he fo reals', dawg.

K.Fed by X-Terminator December 18, 2005

K Fed 

A tool, a person who lacks in mental awarness.

Sean is such a K Fed.

K Fed by William Hungry August 23, 2006

K Fed 

The Douche Bag of all Douche Bags

Dude, quit being such a K Fed!

K Fed by Tony Pinkelman September 17, 2006

k fed 

a term used to describe a craker that thinks he can rap but in reality he cant rap for his life

jon: man i rap better than eminem
tom: no ur just a k fed

k fed by fty December 17, 2006

K FED 

when a loser shoots inside a successful woman so that he can become her "baby daddy" and use her for his personal gain.

"dude, my life is going nowhere."

"well, what are you going to?"

"I don't know. maybe I'll just pull a K FED"

K FED by lesbiansea January 6, 2009

K Fed 

A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

I need to use this K Fed to clean my vagina.

K Fed by St. Joshy November 9, 2006