K-Fed

The Ex-Husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and father of both of her children.

Brittney became a preggo because K-fed wont Wrap his "friend"

by Abrecrombie adddicts name is kathy December 25, 2007

K-Fed

a knuckle dragging American chav who has NO talent but loads of sperm who should be wiped off the planet for teh benefit of all of the country!

K-Fed is a total fucking scum bag faggot!

by Innit? McGuinness July 13, 2006

K-Fed

A white man who thinks he can rap.
Originally from Fresno CA.
Married and divorsed Britany Spears.
The End.

Mikaela: K-Fed is the kind of wrapper you spit your gum into and throw away.

Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

by Ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 3, 2008

K-Fed

To "K-Fed" someone is to impregnate a famous & wealthy woman with you only intentions being to collect a ridiculous amount of child support each month, like K-Fed did to Britney.

I'm gonna k-fed Ellen DeGeneres so I can get super-paid!

by noGAS4life April 20, 2009

K-Fed

The 'gangsta' that thinks he's black and is married to a fat cow also known as Britney Spears. He also makes 'music'.

K-Fed is pumping his 'ho' fine.

by Yourmom (who ever she is..) November 11, 2006

K Fed

A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

I need to use this K Fed to clean my vagina.

by St. Joshy November 9, 2006

K Fed

Pop culture's nickname for aspiring performer Kevin Federline, husband of Brittany Spears.

Yo dawg, catch the K Fed on MTV last night?

by Johnnners September 1, 2006