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A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path
Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.
by Raven January 9, 2004
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juggernaut

Some crazy motherfucker on call of duty mw2 who is physically impossible to kill making the game increasingly frustrating.
guy #1-"that goddamn juggernaut is hard to kill
by hugofatass March 4, 2010
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I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch

Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.
Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.
by roushie October 23, 2008
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juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.
1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."
by Joe Bone March 18, 2005
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Juggernaut

One big ass dude with a red suit. He pwns fuckin noobs and beats the shit outta anything that moves. He must keep his big helmet on his clodostrodome for protection. Pretty much he's one bad nigga. His suit is sooo tight, the only way he can let his sweaty body breath is by fucking. He never has to wear a condom (coon) cause his suit is made out of latex.
I'm the juggernaut bitch. and i got a BITCH with me.
by Ev, Bo. June 20, 2006
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Juggernaut

A supervillian of the marvel universe. His real name is Cain Marko. He got his power by touching the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak. True to his name, Juggernaut is a near unstopalbe force! Once he starts going nothing can stop his motion! Despite his association with the X-Men he is not a mutant, he is an avatar. In the x-men comics Juggernaut is the step brother of professor X, but the movie "X-Men the last stand" which features the character makes no refrence to this.
"I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
by squrillyboy September 10, 2009
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The Juggernaut Bitch

The Juggernaut Bitch is an animated epic tale of a muscle-bound gentleman pimp. In it, we learn of his skillful tailoring, strong pimp hand, and affinity for rape.

Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.

Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.

The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.

Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"

"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009
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