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Salute the Judge 

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.
At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.
Salute the Judge by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Sane as a judge 

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
Sane as a judge by Info2go April 9, 2025

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND 

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Br Jude sequence

This is the sequence when Br Jude tells you to open your school bag and take out a piece of paper for 30 times.
Br Jude: What's your name?

Jason: Jason.

Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...

Br Jude: Open your school bag,

Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,

Br Jude: 30 times.

(Br Jude sequence)
Br Jude sequence by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

Jude Steiner 

Legendary bass musician but often has a fat ass.
What are you doin wit all dat ass thug shaker, Jude Steiner you good?!
Jude Steiner by Thug shaker November 22, 2021

jude shit 

When you make an excuse to take a fat ‘shit’ for five hours during marching band.
Alex- “where’s Jude?”
Nick- “Probably taking a Jude shit”
jude shit by VulpineDoge September 29, 2018