jude shit

When you make an excuse to take a fat ‘shit’ for five hours during marching band.

Alex- “where’s Jude?”
Nick- “Probably taking a Jude shit”

by VulpineDoge September 29, 2018

Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.

“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”

by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022

Fat Piss

When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”

I was taking a FAT piss yesterday. And it took like 45 minutes. My legs got tired.

by VulpineDoge October 14, 2018