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judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."
by Yes_it_was_me November 2, 2011
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize
by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020
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Judged by 12

To be found guilty or not guilty in a court of law by a jury, which has 12 people.
I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006
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judd-apatowed

The act of shoving a spoon in someone's butt crack (not the hole).
Why is there a spoon sticking out of Dan's underwear?

I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.

Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.
by NeoRobot77 May 1, 2017
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juddist

a person what is mean and rude to judd
Austin: hi you see that kid Judd
you: yes

Austin: he's stupid

you: bro thats juddist
by JUDDIST November 10, 2022
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Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009
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Dirty Judd

usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers
I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on
by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020
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