Joystick 

Scientific Name: Penis
1. A stick that brings joy

The girl played with his joystick.

Joystick by urban_nuggie1 March 1, 2021

Joystick Chick 

1. A girl who is a gamer (plays video games/computer games).

Priscilla is a joystick chick because she is an avid halo2 player.

Joystick Chick by Aktopus July 16, 2008

joystick therapy 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

joystick therapy by Scrubl0rdXD November 12, 2015

Joystick Parenting

As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.

Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.

Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.

Joystick Parenting by fifafriedman May 3, 2010

joystick nipples 

Nipples that have a broad flat top about the circumference of a coat button, surrounded by a small areola, altogether giving the appearance of a PlayStation joystick.

Yo, Evelyn has joystick nipples.

joystick nipples by Kripe Walker August 14, 2019

joystick action

the irritating act of rubbing the head of the male member with ones thumb while helping the victim rub one out.

I was getting the joystick action from this chick and finally got fed up and told her, "suck it, Don't chaffe it!"

joystick action by kmartcowboy January 16, 2003

joystick master 

noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.

Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.

joystick master by Ultimate Joystick Master August 14, 2006