A strong sexy man with an a jumbo sized penis, usually found in Cornwall. There has been one sighting of a big chungus penis found on a Jowen Hocking, he is the definition of massive cock, banging personality aswell
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by Epicbossslayer6000 April 11, 2020
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by Debbshearts February 28, 2010
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by Peritus Noob March 26, 2010
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An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.
An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.
Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."
Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."
Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."
by Steven December 16, 2004
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