i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits
by Mlum April 15, 2024
Get the straight up "jorking it"mug. by SaucedKing August 7, 2024
Get the Jork Stickmug. In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.
by gingertimelord February 2, 2023
Get the Jorkedmug. by ZazaMoney$$$ March 25, 2025
Get the Jorking itmug. Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.
1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
by Burnski March 31, 2008
Get the jorkedmug. Jork it or jorking it is a term for masturbation for men. When a person says "I'm jorking it" they mean that they're masturbating.
Person 1: So why didn't you answer my call last night?
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.
by M7R1 June 5, 2025
Get the Jork itmug. Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
by JD_Master March 21, 2025
Get the Jork Dragmug.