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by lossforwords February 3, 2010
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Als ik hiet mijn sleutels neerleg, zal niemand ze jossen, toch?
Als ik hiet mijn sleutels neerleg, zal niemand ze jossen, toch?
by Onslow July 11, 2006
Get the jossen mug.crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!
by blondebitch12586 June 19, 2010
Get the joose mug.by Dudeman January 10, 2004
Get the Jonsen mug.Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose".
The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).
The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.
The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.
The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.
A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.
If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.
More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.
Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).
The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.
The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.
The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.
A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.
If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.
More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.
Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
Damn! Me and the boys went out last night and got straight joosed in the ass! That old dude hooked us up proper with joose-bags and nozzles for us all!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 23, 2009
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Get the Jobsend mug.Josene is ship name for Joseph and Ethne, they’re a power couple and nobody would be a cuter couple than Josene. They’re basically a match made in heaven. They’re meant to be together from day one.
Girl: Hey,do you ship Josene?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: I know right!
Boy: They’re just meant to be together
Boy: Of course!
Girl: I know right!
Boy: They’re just meant to be together
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