johansen

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

Scarlett Johansson

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.

Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)

by Ryan Reynolds in 2oo9 May 21, 2019

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johannah

A very amazing, sweet, kind, attractive and beautiful girl! Any guy would be lucky to get a girl named Johannah!

Person 1: Hey bro I got a girlfriend last night!
Person 2: For real? What's her name?
Person 1: Johannah!
Person 2: Man I bet she's a beauty!
Person 1: Yeah she is!

by Adrienb99 September 18, 2015

johan liebert

That sneaky motherfucker from monster.

Person 1: you hear about the best anime antagonist johan liebert?

Person 2: nah cheif

Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker

by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021

Johany

Gorgeous, understanding, smart, super sarcastic, pretty, doesn't like touchy people, great dancer, likes talking, strange, weird, cooler than everyone else in their school, awesome

DANG! THAT GIRL JOHANY BE DABOMB.COM!

by Katelyn Lipton December 9, 2012

Joehanus Banks

Joehanus A Banks is a mythical legend often spotted in the hillsides of Jammaa Town Ship. Her that remains nameless, has had not only Joehanus, but many other siblings including Chlorinis, Jamal, Buttholia, Buttcheackia, Buttanula, Sacagamima, and Sacagamanis. She is also a distant relative to Queen Sherrie The Great Of The Skinny Legend Council, and is 10th in line for the throne right under the well known skinny legend named Raini Rodriguez. Joehanus has also won various awards including 7 Grammys, 789 kids choice awards, 89 Emmys, 5 Oscars, 78962 Nobel Prizes, And 1 Tony Award.

Omg! I just spotted Joehanus Banks in the Jammaa Township Hills!!!!

by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021