poop jones

a man who you can blame all of your problems on

Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.

by shartz mcgee January 25, 2009

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Rusty Jones

slang, verb (Rus-tee-Jonz)

The act of spraying another's undercarriage with semen or other bodily discharge, leaving a protective coating.

I pulled out of Jane and proceeded to give her a Rusty Jones.

by The Double D December 30, 2010

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jim joneser

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

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Ynez Jones is a very beautiful girl that has many dreams of becoming someone in life. Her name means pure and yet she is the perfect definition of her name. She has such a sweet personality and very nice to whomever she meets. I have to say the first time I laid eyes on her I thought she was a gift from the heavens above. She is also Trinidadian ;)

That girl Ynez Jones should be a model! Beautiful Awesome Fun

by Dema123 August 24, 2012

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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

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