Janicki

A swollen left breast, generally found in short computer nerds that habitually skip swim practices.

"Coach...my left breast is three times as big, what should I do?"

"That's what you get for killing Jesus, you stupid Janicki"

by bb duck April 6, 2010

Jonic

Fair and Genuine....

(Katherine Moran and Loren Welsh Found it in an Urban Dictionary in 2004, therefore, is still valid)

Jason: What is ur Jonic oppinion of me?

Loren: I think you are Jonic!

Jason: what's that?

Loren: You'll find out....

by Lovely Loren January 16, 2005

janicka

Janicka is a really weird girl that watches A LOT of well porn. She is kind towards her friends but don't get on her bad side because she has lots. Janicka is also funny. Relationships are bad for her and she loves moons.

This is my friend janicka

by Fight me hoes February 25, 2017

jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate

Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!

by Jason September 30, 2004

jonicles

crusty little chunks that attach to the back o' the sack after spicy meals. Also known as dried toilet splashback.

Man, that carne asada gave me a whole new crop of jonicles......got a chisel??

by T-Bag, Poochie, Buster and Prashanth July 7, 2006

Jenicka

She can be really dumb mostly all the time. She's a Latina with colored eyes and dirty blond hair and is into running. She is weird and kinda ugly without makeup.

Jenicka why are you so DUMB!!

by Emi15lovee June 30, 2018

Jonice

Jonice is a ‘typo’ and Janice. Janice is a piece of shit that always swears. I hate Janice and she hates everyone. A piece of shit, ‘Jonice’, is fuck!

This Jonice is too bad. No friends with her/him!

by iSpaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 6, 2019