jonesing

The act of Depending or craving some sort of substance. In most instances, it tends to me a controlled substance.

Fucking shit, fuck, fuck, cock, balls. Shit. Im jonesing for some fuck. Shit.

by Bob Finklestein Jewfuck May 20, 2008

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 01, 2008

jonesing

To shake uncontrollably because of a strong desire or need for something

She was jonesing for more sleep

by rick November 04, 2003

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 03, 2005

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 02, 2010

jonesing

to want something so bad, you got a stiffy for it.

I'm jonesing for some icecream. means you wanna sex up that icecream. or you just want it real bad.

by batgirl3782343 January 25, 2009

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004