Mr Jonesed

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

joneseyed

the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.

"yo we gon' get joneseyed tonight"-50 cent
"hell yeah c jones is supplying"-lloyd banks

by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007

Jim Jonesin'

1) being on many features despite your lack of releases; 2) having your likeness used when having very little to do with the finished product; 3) to fall off


Comes from the fact that Jim Jones seems to be on a large number of mixtapes/albums/singles, but not having a decent selling album, or even a single, since 2006.

see: scavenger, vulture, coat tailing

1) Now that the Carter III has dropped, I bet Wayne goes back to Jim Jonesin'.

2) "Kanye is Jim Jonesin' this new Biggy Jiggy tape!"

3) I bet Mark Sanchez will be Jim Jonesin' in a few years.

by adefiniteproduct April 19, 2009

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

get Alex Jonesed

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

jonesing

Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.

Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.

by Dennis October 10, 2003