JOMO

An acronym for "Joy Of Missing Out" and is a strange kind of emotional release when you realise you've been left out.
Opposite of FOMO = the Fear Of Missing Out

Person 1: Doesn't it bother you that (insert trendy object/action etc.)
Person 2: Nahh, I'm JOMOing this month *sighs with relief*

by olyverr December 23, 2013

jopo

an acronym for "jack off, pass out"

i jopo every damn day.

by ricky bouchard December 6, 2006

jumpout

the undercover laws, mostly the big black suburbans or ford taurus, or big double door vans. mostly tinted

Ford taurus pull up, everybody run, white boys jumpout pointin' with they guns, ford taurus leave everybody came back, hey hope them boys didn't find my sack. (Jeezy)

by BigOreo June 11, 2006

Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

by E. J. Z. July 14, 2009

Jampoo

Is the action that a guy do with shampoo to cover his baldness

I need Jampoo for my baldness

by vib_user February 13, 2020

jomphanus

Gaglianus Daganus Cailler Cutleranus

J'ot montrer mon .....

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

jopoquequal

A small animal that attacks kids in their sleep and drinks their blood.

What are those bite marks on your neck? Must have been a jopoquequal!

by Negroid Black April 19, 2017