Jamonte

A boy from Florence SC with a big ole dick , jamonte is nice to everyone

Damn jamonte dick big

by Bdarj August 16, 2020

joyontree

A gorgeous species of tree that is found in warm locations like Sydney, Australia. Originally, Joyontrees were the most common tree found in New Zealand, however they all were shipped to Australia with the First Fleet. Joyontrees are extremly rare now and threatened by deforestation. One Joyontree is in captivity in the suburb of Hornsby, Sydney. Tourists from all over the world to come and capture a rare snaphshot of the Joyontree growing in the lush grass that Australia is so proud of. Captain Cook in his journal, 1770 when he arrived on the coast of Australia, that the Benaglius Fernicius Tractii, which is the scientific name of the Joyontree, was one of the most beautiful trees he had ever seen. The beautiful dark brown leaves of the Benaglius Fernicus Tractii are simply a work of art. The sloping skinny short trunk is very elegant in structure, and hence admired by all people alike. Joyontree have evolved to have very short heights in order to quickly camoflague from tree bulldozers and savage animals. The are very flexible when under danger and stress. The most distinct feature of the Benaglius Fernicus Tactii is that the tree is always visible with a wide gaping hole that directs in the beautiful azure sky.

Teacher: Girls, what type of tree is this?
Students: Its the Joyontree, scientifically referred to as Benaglius Fernicus Tactii. It looks so pretty :)
Teacher: The leaves are a work of art

by jackson312 February 6, 2013

JoMote

A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Emoticon from the Manga or Anime(Mostly in forms of Discord Server Emote) that correlate to a JoJoke (A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Anime or Manga Meme).

Weeb: "I made the best JoMote yesterday on my Anime server!"
Normal Person: "I bet it was the best, weeb."

by Just a JJBA Weeb May 4, 2018

joontun / juntun

noun one who acts humpfreely.

A derelict can often be confused with a joontun.

by Humphrey Duan April 10, 2003

Jomantha

The ship name of jorn and Samantha

Have you seen how cute jomantha is?

by Callin1047 June 6, 2020

Jumont punch

"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving

I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her

by Jumont 357 October 16, 2016

JaMonti

A very good looking guy, very intelligent ,and talented. He is the man of your dreams

Your my JaMonti

by Sierra Hopper April 2, 2020