Johnson 

a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.

"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"

Johnson by dohc November 12, 2008

Johnson 

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.

" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson

Johnson by WhatsInAName??? June 8, 2010

johnson 

Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.

I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.

Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?

johnson by Matt Saus March 7, 2007

Johnson 

A word that describes absolutely anything

"That johnson over there looks like a good place to eat"
(In reference to a park bench) "we can take seat on that johnson right there"

Johnson by Odulya Like Semin April 14, 2015

johnson 

a word to describe a little penis

-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson?

-Because he has a small penis apparently.

johnson by Ashlilly August 23, 2009

Johnson 

To get high.

Dude I just johnsoned.

I johnson and drive all the time.

He just out-johnsoned me!

She johnsons like a maniac and drinks like a psycho.

Johnson by AdamShitz June 7, 2011

Johnson 

Old word for penis

His Johnson was hanging out
The baby showed everyone his johnsom

Johnson by Crazydude108 October 2, 2015