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John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby
by MineDucky January 2, 2023
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John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
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John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off
“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith
by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025
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Johnmichael Reynolds

The only Juggalo in High Island. He is dating an awesome girl named Ariel and couldn't be any happier! :)
Look at Johnmichael Reynolds and Ariel, they are so cute together!
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johnithin

That nigga johnithin is lit asf
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Johnmisha

John•Mi•Sha

Nola born& raised ,Great mother , So beautiful, very funny , loves to smile , hopelessly romantic. On a journey of having a successful life. Wishes others blessings in their life. Her determination to do her best comes from her not wanting to fail her kids.
Have you seen how beautiful

Johnmisha & her kids were today?
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Johnshit

-Similar to a Pajeet, Although the term Johnshit itself is a deterioration of the word Zoroastrian. Whereas Zoroaster founder of Zoroastrianism is referred as John.

- A Johnshit is an apostate Iranic teen with ultra nationalistic, thus extremist tendencies hailing from the following countries: Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan or Turkey, whose ethno nationalism gets to their head, so much so that they want their past empires to be reborn and even call for returning to the past religion of the Iranic peoples, mainly Zoroastrianism.

-A Johnshit blames Islam for the so called "collapse of Iranic Civilization", refusing to realize the Iranic peoples contributed the most to the Islamic Golden Age.

-A Johnshit also calls for genocide of Semitic and Indic people.

-The most remarkable Johnshits are average Iranian/Persian youth and some ultra-nationalist Afghan youth. Might include Kurds as well.
Did you see that Haramzad mf, he hates Islam and wants Afghanistan to go apostate, what a Johnshit!

Here comes Anushzadeh wearing that Farahvar chain , sucks to be a Johnshit!

Modern generation of Iranian youth hate Khomeini regime , no wonder they are becoming Johnshits.

Iranian youth are leaving their faith to return to their Johnshit roots , like just move on lol.
by TokugawaYoshinobu July 14, 2022
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