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Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat
Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there
by straightforseth October 12, 2021
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johnston high school

Johnston High School in Rhode Island is the worlds shittiest school. All girls care about is attention and looking “hot” for guys. And the guys there are ugly as fuck and all they talk about is fucking sports. Johnston has a shitty football team along with a shitty cheer squad. The auditorium has broken seats and there are almost no working water fountains. There is a faint smell of moldy cheese in the locker rooms. There are unnecessary fights every month and kids Juuling in the bathrooms to look cool. They really arent. The floors are covered in dust and look like they havent been mopped in nearly a decade. Teachers bug out for the stupidest reasons and you get detention for literally anything.
Damn I wish this test was as easy as the girls at Johnston High School.
by Jejcom February 18, 2018
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johntourage

A group of people who all attend events to support the wife of an Englishman named John
I'm going out to the bar tonight as part of the johntourage
by mantion February 1, 2015
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Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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Nathan Johnstone

A Awesome Guitar Player, Who has Many Friends , with a variety of names from Aaron to Louis , enjoys Xbox and Running , Loves Cross-country and wishes to continue it in further life, overall swell guy sometimes gets angry when beaten at Quickscoping.
He Reminds me of a Nathan Johnstone
by BARK3RR November 23, 2011
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Drake Johnston

A kid who has a man fetish on a hottie named Scott.
That guy is man fetish not gay he must be Drake Johnston
by Drake Johnston June 9, 2019
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Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.
Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!
by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021
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