Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

by Psydu July 30, 2021

Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Johndef

Johndef is a friendly stoner who is Filipino and who loves Pizza.

Johndef loves blunts, bongs, pandas and women with PHAT asses.

by panda.man February 8, 2018

Jonned

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

johnessa

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates

About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

Johnel

Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.

“Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate

by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018