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John Haxx'd

verb.

1. Used in and around the NY Rave scene.

To get out of a situation,

To get INTO a situation,

Overall to preform a task believed to be great, awesome, or all around epic.

2. Used by strangers to name drop in an attempt to get into a party.
John Doe: "Man the party is SOLD out"
Jane Doe: "That sucks I John Haxx'd my way onto the list"
John Doe: "I don't know how you do it"

Raver 1: "How did you get away last night?! EVERYONE got arrested!"
Raver 2: "They tried to arrest me but I John Haxx'd my way out of it"

And when being used to name drop...
Bouncer 1: "Sorry Sold out, gotta go"
Random Raver: "I'm with John Haxx though!"

Bouncer: "Oh Alright never mind come on in"
by AnonNYCRaver July 16, 2011
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John Cusack'd

When a person posts a link to a music video or a song on someone else's social networking page (Facebook or MySpace) with the intention of dedicating that song to them. What John Cusack did with his boombox in Say Anything, just virtually.
OMG! Erik John Cusack'd me with the most BEAUTIFUL song.
by KimNJ May 17, 2010
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John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.
Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”
by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017
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John Elway'd

A verb with too alternate and opposite meanings, both referring to NFL hall of famer and all-time great, quarterback John Elway.

1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game

2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"
1. Man, Jim really John Elway'd Algebra with that A+, I thought he was going to fail for sure.

2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.
by Reggie Johnson August 2, 2006
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John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.
Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.
by BearySanders December 3, 2020
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John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.
"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"
by CBizzow January 17, 2008
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